Public Restroom

Ok, this is for all the guys out there who can’t keep the restroom clean. It has been bad enough for 28 years that every time I go to a public restroom I have to stand in someone elses piss while I go because someone before me was either oblivious to the fact that they dripped all over their shoes or they were just too dinky wang to make it hang over the toilet (or urinal). But now I have a 3 year old boy who goes to the big potty and pulls his pants down to his ankles to do so, thus making his pants get piss on them. Some toilets are a little tall for him too, so I either have to hold him up or let him stand on my feet, both of which make my own pants vulnerable to being soiled by foreign piss. To sum it up please piss in the toilet, make sure you drip it in the toilet, and if you’re too dinky to hang it out far enough it’s ok, shrinkage happens to all guys at certain moments (some more permanent than others), but if you can’t keep the piss in the toilet then you need to sit down like a lady.


  1. Being a gluten-free dater myself, I can relate. I try to meet for drinks on a first date so I don’t have to go through the whole “what? No bread? NO BEER?!” conversation when choosing a restaurant/meal right away. I feel like the guy automatically thinks that if he gets involved with me he’ll never be allowed have a beer or spaghetti again and he runs for the hills. Do you find that same kind of attitude with women or are they more understanding/reasonable?

  2. I’ve been self pleasuring for six years. Now i’m 22 I began feeling early ejaculation within 2 min’s .So please suggest me some best natural home remedies and remedies to beat this.

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