Are You Interested in ‘Green’?

In the line of work I do I deal with large companies who are targeted for environmental awareness or save the planet or reduce global warming or whatever it’s being called at the moment.  Currently ‘Green’ seems to be the major buzz word along with ‘sustainability’ etc etc. 

Last week we talked about ‘green’ in every meeting we had with clients.  It seems some are being pushed more than others to become green in terms of materials they use or recycling initiatives they promote.  Everyone is aware of it though – whether they’re being pushed now or not – because they know it is coming.  It’s a big initiative right now.  I noticed the TV networks are even encouraging ‘green’ by coloring their emblem’s green and including ‘green’ content in programs such as The Biggest Loser. 

What is surprising to me though is how little recycling is promoted in the south.  It’s been 7 years since I lived in Atlanta so I don’t know if it is being promoted more down there (Atlanta is usually how I gauge where the south is on the learning curve of a lot of things – so southerners don’t look completely stupid all the time).  If it is being promoted more in ATL I’m not hearing it.  I just know that here in the great city of Anderson, SC I don’t see any push for recycling – except for two couples out of all the people we know here who actually recycle, but one of those admits that it is so much trouble sometimes their garbage ends up un-recycled anyway. 

ON THE OTHER HAND, or coast, I’ve heard through the grapevine that the more westerly (‘tree huggers’) states are doing a much better job encouraging recycling and making it easier to participate in recycling.  I don’t know any of the real details firsthand that make these other places so much better at recycling but I’m certainly curious about it. 

Why isn’t recycling going on here like it is in other places?  What would it take to make recycling a successful initiative in places that aren’t pushing it?  

Pet Hotel


Baby boomers are spending money on their pets like it is going out of style. I read about 6 or 8 years ago that it would happen and it is proving to be true. The kids are out of the house so baby boomers are pampering their pets. The article I read several years ago was about good businesses to start. Of course this is another opportunity I didn’t take advantage of, but it is one that I probably am not intended for either because I am probably considered in-humane to unruly animals.
PetSmart is doing great with the pet spending trend and their pet hotel initiative is brilliant. I travel on business just enough to cringe at hotel costs and the uncertainty of never knowing what to expect if I reserve one online that is ‘cheap’ (that’s why I usually stick to hotel chains that are consistent everywhere). Anyway, I’d like to ask PetSmart – how much is it per night and can I stay if my dog stays? Rascal – you’re going to earn it. When your lazy butt wakes up make yourself useful and get a place for us to stay for my trip to Raleigh. 

Advertising Idea

I liked this because I thought of a similar idea a few months ago, but of course I didn’t act on it. After all, what do I know and who would I call to make it happen?

Runway Ads

A U.K.-based company has found a new way to advertise – and it can only be seen from the air. The advertisers are about to deploy football-field-sized ads around airports to catch people’s eyes as their planes land or take off. The ads could even be lit up at night (where local laws allow it). The company behind the project says it has secured space in London, Geneva, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Tokyo, Dubai, and Abu Dhabi. The first ad will go up next to the Dubai airport next month.
(Source: Reuters)

The idea I had was to put similar advertising on buildings that surround airports – such as the large hotels and any other building large enough to see from the air. It’ll be interesting to see how they use the runway. 

Residual Income vs. Passive Income

I’ve been thinking about this post for quite some time but I haven’t known exactly what I wanted to write until today when I read this article on mymoneyblog.com .

You might recall a post I did a while back that mentioned my past involvement with ‘network marketing’ – whatever that means these days. (By the way I still have that business and still have a few customers. I just don’t participate in the networking model any more). When I was really active in the ‘networking’ (others call it pyramid) business model the higher level people would always talk about ‘residual’ income and relate it to Elvis still making millions from his music career and he’s been dead for a long time (that’s like twice in one week I’ve mentioned Elvis on here). They would talk about how you do the work one time and the money keeps coming in.

I never believed 99.99999% of the people in network marketing are truly creating a ‘residual’ income because from what I could tell only the people at the very top of the organization could truly sit back and do nothing (or die – which some of them need to do to actually help their organization) and still make money. Most everyone, even people who were perceived as extremely successful, still had to travel a lot to continue building their network and speak at conferences. If they stopped doing that their income would not be ‘residual’. Their income would tank and they would have to really work at it again – which defeats the definition of ‘residual’.

The article on mymoneyblog was about ‘passive’ income which is often used hand in hand with ‘residual’ but there is a difference. I like the definition mymoneyblog put on passive income because I think passive means ‘not so involved’ or ‘not directly involved’, so income from stocks or from business you own but don’t spend a lot of time working could loosely be defined as passive. Some of the middle level network marketers would be better off using the term ‘passive’ for their income because their involvement might be less but that income is no less dependent on the person.

Residual income in my opinion is income that is left over or still coming in after you’re gone – dead. If I leave a business that makes money for my kids without them working even after I’m dead then I think that is residual income. If a network marketers organization continues to earn money for their family after they’re gone then I think that is residual income. Of course if either one of those scenarios tanks after you’re gone then the residue didn’t stick around very long and that would show just how ‘residual’ that income really was.

All I know is none of my current income can be considered passive or residual by any of the definitions or opinions we’re discussing – except for a life insurance policy my family can collect after I die. I wonder if that can be considered ‘residual income’?? 

More Stupid Commercials

  • Viva Viagra – You’ve got to be kidding me. The King is rolling in his grave, and YES – he IS dead. In my opinion the ‘Viva Viagra’ ad is a lame and desparate attempt to get back some of the market share that Encyte (or however you spell it) stole with their strange smiling man and his happy wife commercials. These ads are just as unwanted as the Vagisil ad I mentioned last week but if I had to rate them all I’d say the Encyte one wins for cleverness – even though that smiling guy looks a little mentally handicapped.
  • Plavix – this drug is being advertised on every channel during the 6:00 hour. At least they’ve done a good job researching their demographic of old people who are watching the early news because they’ll be in bed before it comes back on at 11:00. I hate that the drug companies are advertising and driving up healthcare costs in our country because people see those commercials, go to their doctor, ask for these drugs specifically, the doctor gives them a prescription, and they pay for it with their insurance which is funded by the premiums of people like me who don’t visit the doctor for every sneeze and don’t ask for name brand prescriptions that might be unnecessary.
  • Speaking of unnecessary prescriptions – what is the name of that drug for RLS? You might be asking what is RLS? It is Restless Leg Syndrome. God help me I hope I don’t get that – whatever it is. Is it a muscle twitch or a leg cramp or something? Get up and walk around more. Eat something healthy or maybe take a vitamin. Stop making up ‘diseases’ and ‘syndromes’ to sell these stupid drugs that healthy people are paying for with their insruance premium – or with taxpayers dollars that fund medicaid. Saturday night live even made fun of this RLS thing with a skit about RPS – take a wild guess at what that is an abbreviation for. I’ll give you a hint: If RPS were real it would probably be listed as a warning by the fast voice at the end of the Viva Viagra commercial.
Ok, this has turned in to more of a prescription drug critique than a commercial critique, but it still doesn’t change how I feel about the commercials – they’re stupid. One of these days I’m going to get a DVR or TIVO or whatever those things are that help you skip commercials. They say the next big wave of advertising is product placement in shows and movies. Example – Instead of commercials for Coke you’ll see a Coke can in the hand of your favorite actor in your favorite movie – or whatever. t’s already happening. I can’t imagine how much ebay payed for their placement in the Transformer movie.
Anyway – knowing that is where advertising is headed it makes me wonder how companies like Viagra and Encyte are going to continue putting their products in front of the public on TV. Oh – we’re already being set up for perfect placement of those products. It’ll be in shows like Desparate Housewives and whatever this new one coming out is – Dirty Sexy Money. We don’t watch shows like this – the previews are scandelous enough. But it would be interesting to see if one of their episodes shows Eva Longevity (I made up Eva’s pornstar alias) and her partner of the day putting a bottle of their favorite pill on the night stand right before they…and that’s the part where we would turn the channel. 

You’ve Got That Itchy Feeling

After I posted the other day about the bad Chick-Fil-A radio commercial I’ve been thinking about posting more good or bad commercials I see or hear. It probably gets on Shawna’s nerves when we occasionally sit together and watch some TV – I’ll critique every other commercial that comes on as either good or bad and why. Advertising is of interest to me because I work in printing and I like to see what is the latest going on in the business world – especially when companies are doing it very creatively. Commercials in particular are of interest to me because it is a competing advertising media to print and again – I like the creativity.

Obviously I’m not the only one noticing commercials. I was glad to read this post by Tim Sanders in which he takes note of what is going on in advertising and how new technology will impact TV commercials.

I’m no expert by any means, but I think I’ve got enough business sense to form my own opinion of good or bad advertising. Sometimes I wonder what company executives are thinking when they allow some of the commercials I see. Here are a couple of examples I’ve recently noticed:

1.    The new Cheesy Beefy Melt at Taco Bell might be a great tasting item on their menu, but the TV commercial ruins it. That isn’t real cheese in the commercial and whatever it is they used to look like cheese looks disgusting hanging out of those peoples mouths. I like cheese and beef but that commercial makes me want to avoid the cheesy beefy melt for fear that I might throw up in my mouth again like I did when I saw the commercial. (just kidding – I only had a slight gag reaction)
2.    The TV was on the other day and I was in the room, but not watching. But you know how you can hear what’s on even though you’re pre-occupied. I heard something like “…that itch you can’t scratch, that terrible smell…”. I was startled (or shocked – we have kids in our house) so my ears perked up like a curious puppy. They were advertising Vagisil. I’ve got a better idea – partner with a tampon/pad company and put a print ad or samples in their box. Better yet follow the example of Gillette. They send all males a razor in the mail when they’ve reached a certain age when they should be able to use it. Vagisil can send a sample tube of stuff to girls who have reached the age when they might need to treat that itch they don’t want everyone watching TV to know about.
3.    Again the TV was on but I was just listening not really watching. I heard something like “…Being careful is very important to me…because I have genital herpes…” It showed all these couples who are ‘looking out for each other’ by taking Valtrex to prevent giving their partner herpes. I couldn’t help wondering if the people in the commercial really do have herpes. If they do I hope the people they are with in the commercial are their spouse already because nobody who watches TV is going to touch them with a ten foot pole now.
Some things just don’t need to be advertised on TV commercials (Vagisil and Valtrex). It doesn’t matter how normal, nice, happy, friendly, or whatever these commercials look with those smiling people hugging in the park or whatever. You have to get a perscription for valtrex anyway so why don’t they just rely on doctors recommendations. Why do they have to put that commercial on TV for the majority of people who don’t have those issues to see? Whatever happened to keeping privates private? 

Chick-Fil-A Cow Commercials

Unless you’ve been living in a bomb shelter since the the cold war or something you know about Chick-Fil-A and their popular ‘save the cows’ advertising campaign. Whoever came up with that ad campaign is brilliant and hopefully has made a lot of money and advancement in their career.

However, lately I’ve begun noticing the use of the cows to deliver a message is less and less effective (at least in my opinion). It’s almost like they’re running out of creative ways to use the cows.

One day last week I traveled to Raleigh, NC and back all in one day for three meetings I had up there. Altogether I was in the car about 10 hours that day (and worked about 7 – it was a long day) so I listened to quite a bit of radio. Therefore I heard a lot of commercials – the good, bad, and ugly ones.

As I make the drive from my house to Raleigh I have to tune in to at least three, maybe four, different radio stations because I drive out of range of them. It is amazing to me how the worse a radio station is the worse their commercials are. It’s like an unofficial rule of radio and I can almost anticipate it as I flip radio channels and hear the type of music and the DJ. I’m usually not surprised and therefore rarely disappointed – just normally bummed that I’m in an area with nothing better to tune in to.

But I was so disappointed to hear the Chick-Fil-A commercial where the cows are supposedly suing somebody for something – I don’t even remember what it was but it was stupid. (There you go – I’m drawing a blank and can’t even remember what they were suing about – that’s how ineffective the commercial is). In my opinion it was probably the worst cow commercial I’ve ever heard on the radio. I’m not sure why I hate that idea so bad. Is it the fact that they are making the cows take an offensive against people or just the fact that they’re using an already abused system in our country – lawsuits… I can’t pinpoint what triggered in my mind, but I didn’t like the commercial at all.

I love Chick Fil A, their food, their philosophy, the Truett Cathy story, their success in general… I like that it is upscale for fast food dining, the service is good, the environment is clean and comfortable, etc. Anyone can appreciate the cow campaign and how creative someone was to even come up with that. As for me personally I really hope they can find ways to keep that campaign alive with more of the simple creativity that made it a success in the first place – cows basically begging for mercy with their signs and mis-spelled words by desparately attempting to persuade humans to Eat Mor Chikin. Keep it somewhat simple – they’re cows. At least don’t make them do something stupid like sue people. 

Sales – Cold Calling

Since my job is sales I’m always reading and listening to tips and instruction about good sales practices and techniques. Sometimes I run across material that I think is bad advice or it’s poorly written in a way that confuses sales people more than helps them. I can really appreciate when someone writes something that truly simplifies an activity and encourages the sales person to go tackle the task. Sometimes detailed instruction is necessary, but a lot of times we just need something brief to remind us how to be prepared and what to do in some simple steps. Here is a good example…

Preparing for Cold Calling
By Ilise Benun

You may hate the idea of cold calling, but you know it’s a good way to reach your best prospects. So you’re ready to hunker down and do it.

Here are the three things you need to have in hand before you pick up the phone:

1. Two or three concise opening statements that say who you are, why you’re calling, and the connection between you and your prospect (if there is one). Experiment with these opening statements to see which makes the most sense, which is more comfortable for you, which flows easier. Then test each one during actual cold calls.

2. Two or three questions you’d like answered. You may not get to all of them – but have them ready, in case the person you’re calling is open to chat and has the time.

3. One or two closing statements that spell out what you will do next, what you’d like your prospect to do next, and what you expect to receive from and/or send to him.
Don’t forget to ask for your prospect’s e-mail address before you get off the phone. Because after you hang up, you’re going to send him a quick e-mail that repeats what you’ve just agreed to.

Sales Myths

Since I’m in sales I thought this was a good read. Because of negative feedback I’ve gotten from bosses along the way I’ve sometimes doubted my approach that is less abrasive than the stereotypical salesperson. I like reading Tessa Stowe’s monthly newsletter because it gives me helpful tips and encourages me that I can be successful without being a dreadful “salesperson”.

6 Sales Myths Busted
©Tessa Stowe, Sales Conversation, 2007

There are a lot of sales myths that not only diminish your chances of success, they also make selling more complicated and harder than necessary. Selling is, in fact, quite simple, provided you know, understand and apply some fundamentals. And you ignore sales myths.

Here are 6 Sales Myths:

Myth #1: Selling is a numbers game.

The greater the quantity of prospects you’re working on, the higher your chances of success.Truth: Selling is only a numbers game if you want to waste time and money going after sales that have no chance of success.

Selling is a qualified numbers game. The more qualified prospects you have, the more sales you’ll make. It’s not about the quantity of prospects but the quality. If prospects are qualified, they are already in the quality category. If you have a list of qualified prospects you’re working on, chances are that a high percentage will turn into clients.

Myth #2: Learn closing techniques as you need them to close the sale.Truth: Closing techniques are not necessary for closing sales.

Closing techniques are not necessary to close sales unless, of course, you are into high-pressure selling (and if you are, I hope you’re not one of my readers, as my style is not for you). Don’t waste your time learning closing techniques. Instead, spend your time learning how to have a sales conversation which naturally leads to your prospect wanting to do business with you. The only “closing” you have to do is suggest the next step.

Myth #3: There are natural born salespeople.Truth: Selling is a science, a learnable skill and process that anyone can learn.

“Fast talkers” are often mistakenly thought of as natural born salespeople when, in fact, fast talking repels most people. Talking doesn’t sell. Asking questions and listening does.
Those who are successful at selling are often thought to be doing well because they are natural born salespeople. Their “naturalness” has, in fact, been hard earned. They have spent a lot of time and effort learning and applying sales skills.

Myth #4: If you improve your sales skills, you will improve your sales results.Truth: This is what I call a ‘half’ myth. To improve your sales results, focus on improving your sales skills and also work on your thoughts and beliefs.

Having sales skills is only part of the equation. No matter how good your sales skills are there will always be a ceiling on your sales results. The ceiling on your sales results is set by YOU, by your beliefs and thoughts (mindset). If you really want to lift the ceiling on your sales results, learn the total equation of selling. Your sales skills plus your mindset determine your sales results.

Myth #5: Focus on getting the sale.Truth: Focus on helping your prospect get what they want.
If your focus and intention is on selling, selling, selling, you will repel, repel, repel. People don’t like to be sold, and if you are focusing on selling, chances are high your prospect will be looking for ways to quickly end the conversation.

Instead have your focus and intention on having a conversation to understand if you can help your prospect get what they want. Do this and watch how they open up and listen to how you can help them. With your intent on helping people get what they want, you will make more sales.

Myth #6: Focus on selling your solution.Truth: Focus on selling the customer their end result.
People don’t care about your products, your services or your solution as that is not what they’re buying. What they are buying is an end result. Your product, services and solution are simply the enabler – the method/process used to get their end result. This is a subtle distinction that will make all the difference to your sales approach and results.

After reading these 6 Sales Myths and Truths, I request that you map out some action steps you can take now to apply or benefit from these truths. A few simple action steps based on these truths have the potential to dramatically improve your sales results. Try it and see.

Tessa Stowe teaches small business owners and recovering salespeople 10 simple steps to turn conversations into clients without being sales-y or pushy. Her FREE monthly Sales Conversation newsletter is full of tips on how to sell your services by just being yourself. Sign up now at www.salesconversation.com.

Church Customer Service

I’m not talking about catering to the traditionalist who want to put more emphasis on what the church sign says than on reaching unsaved people for Christ. Just completely block that thought process out of your mind for a minute and think about what kind of experience the people you WANT to stay at your church are having. I’ll never tell what church(es) I’m talking about and don’t assume I’m talking all about NewSpring because I’m not. I’ve been to a ton of churches growing up a preachers kid. No church is perfect. There is always something that can be done better.

We all remember what the customer service is like when we go to a place of business – especially if it is bad. Well what about churches? Should they be concerned with customer service in some way? Of course! Exactly how is a challenge most churches are failing to meet but before a church can focus on that they need to identify all the customer groups they might be trying to serve.

Some of my jobs through the years have taught me that a customer is not always the people we’re trying to sell something to. It could be the department in the next office who is counting on me to perform my job so that they can do their job, such as an accounting department expecting reports from other departments. A better example might be the human resources department. The customers for a company’s HR department would be all the employees in the company who are counting on the HR people to take care of their HR needs. It would be expected that if the HR department does a poor job of customer service there will be a bunch of unhappy employees in the company.

For a church staff the customers would be more than just the regular attenders or the first time visitors. On a large church staff there are certainly particular staff positions that depend on others (like customers) to do their job (provide a service) effectively. Other customers for church staff invlolve the volunteers. The general attenders are customers to the volunteers of course. But even bigger than that the general attenders AND volunteers are customers of the staff.

Have you ever been to a place of business where you’re a regular customer and the owner knows you so you get preferential treatment? We probably all have. What about the opposite? Have you ever been a regular customer to a business that only gives good service to new customers but once they’ve “got you” the service is bad – sometimes rude and arrogant? Sure you have. If you have cable or a mobile phone you’ve experienced 2nd rate service despite being a loyal customer – or am I the only one who dreads calling those companies.

In church it works the same way. If you’ve spent any time at all in church you’ve seen the staff person who is so familiar with the regular attenders that they walk right past you without so much as a head nod so that they can go pay attention to the new visitor. It’s great to offer great service to new visitors (customers) but should the regulars at church be treated like cable customers? The opposite would be detrimental to churches too – treating the new visitors like outsiders who aren’t welcome because the regular attenders (repeat customers) get the preferential treatment.

I’ve got a good business illustration for how church staff can come across to their volunteers too. I’m a regular cable internet and mobile phone customer and any time I have to call those companies I get the same frustrating experience every time. They’re busy and they’re less than thrilled about having to troubleshoot the technical problem or they aren’t flexible to help you with something that isn’t an every day situation. But they still send me junk mail every week wanting me to buy more stuff from them. That’s kinda like the church staff person who is always unpleasant because there aren’t enough volunteers or the volunteers aren’t doing enough for them or the volunteers are showing up late, etc. But they continue to ask the same volunteers to subscribe to more volunteering despite the unpleasant experience. Eventually the volunteers get burnt out. If you read the links I linked to on Tony Morgan’s blog recently you read the wisdom of a very successful pastor on this subject – Ed Young.

(Side note – There are extreme cases in everything just like the legalistic traditionalist who has a butt mold on “their pew”. I’ve seen situations where it seemed like church staff were snotty to everyone like they have elite status being on staff or something. I’ve also seen volunteers that are almost leaches because they’re too eager to serve or they’re trying too hard to get in on the elite staff status or something, but all that’s a different subject. The point is there are always certain people attending church, working at church, or volunteering at church that screw things up).

So how does a church perfect their customer service to give the best experience to the people they want to attract and keep? I didn’t claim to have all the answers but from what I’ve seen I think it is a balancing act. For example – I’ve seen some churches do a good job just greeting everyone while others do a good job with the brief “shake hands with everyone around you” kind of thing during a service so that regulars and visitors alike experience welcomeness (I’ve also seen churches fail miserably at both approaches). Likewise, I’ve seen some churches do a great job incentivizing volunteers while others might be better at giving them purpose and inspiration. Every church has its own unique balance of what works and doesn’t to successfully serve their ‘customers’. Referring to Ed Young’s advice again – he mentioned using variety. Mix it up and keep it fresh.

Visitors aren’t coming back? Maybe the regulars or volunteers are being too clicky and the visitors don’t feel welcome. Can’t get the volunteer effort needed? Give them more than coffee and donuts as an incentive, or do more than beg and complain to encourage more participation. Knowing and understanding the balance is the first and most difficult task and after that it has to be monitored and adjusted to keep it in balance. That’s customer service, and it can apply in everything we do – including church.